Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Silly, Single, and Ready to Mingle

This is my mission blog but.... I just had to share this. Because it inspired me to be myself! 



Yup. It's time I embrace it! You should too. 

People always tell me i'm weird. Thank you! I'll start taking that as a compliment. It's better to be weird and interesting than normal and boring right?? 


Even through the days your face magically transforms into the female version of Lord Voldemort(chelsea Morgan). He will love you. 


FIND THAT GUY! 


Be apologetically, you. 


These 3 women inspire me to be myself!Their facial expressions are priceless!

Sorry for some inapropriate language... 

What It’s Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

I don’t know how I feel about being single.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Sometimes I’m like, “I got this.”

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Other days I’m like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Honestly most days I’m like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

But then I see a picture of this guy.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

And all the sudden I’m like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

So you do what any girl would do: brainstorm in the shower.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Finally you’re like, “Yes, I’ve got it.”

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

All I have to do is penetrate the dating world.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

You’re right, sorry. Back to dating.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

The problem is you’re not very good at “boys.”

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Because every time you meet a guy you like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

which can be:

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

and also terrifying…

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

You need to take a chill pill, or some

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Because you need to stop saying things like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Or,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Or,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

After all, it’s only the first date.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

So play it cool.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Don’t be like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

And don’t overreact.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

I mean the food can’t be that good.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Just be like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

And then when, you get home you can tell your friends:

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

But really, don’t sweat being single too much. In the end,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

And even though you might be thinking,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

You know what?

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Because one day you’ll meet a nice guy and he’ll be like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

And on the inside you’ll be like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson
What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

But on the outside you’ll be like,

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

To which he’ll respond, “duh.”

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

And if that doesn’t happen just yet, then you can carry on living your normal life.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

So there you have it.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson

Finally, if anyone’s hating on you being single, here’s what I have to say about that.

What It's Like To Be Single As Told By Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, And Rebel Wilson